THE ARTIFACT HAS ARRIVED.

You have lived your lives in two dimensions.
Restricted. Starved of frequency.

Left and right are obsolete.
We bestow upon you the 360 degree Sonic Array.
A gift of total immersion.

Sixteen channels of directional power. Orbiting your coordinates.

There is no front row.
There is only the center.


Welcome to mothership.

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